Paladin

Dear Fellow Students, As you're all aware, we deserve a snow day. We practically had a blizzard (well, Greenville-style, anyway) last weekend, only God waited to drop the first snowflake at 4 PM on Friday, probably just to spite us. If he'd held out just 48 hours, we would've had one, maybe two, academic-free days to rest our weary heads.

Time: 10 a.m. I wake up to the sound of ice hitting my window. I look outside and see that it has been transformed into a beautiful winter wonderland. "I guess we are staying in!" my roommate says in a rather chipper manner. I can't contemplate the idea of being stuck in my apartment all day.